Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

Genius Brain

To be a smart ass

Also Youtuber DavidSo's podcast

Genius Brain is Always using sarcasm, stating the obvious, etc.

by Acelus April 13, 2019

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

brain dart

a joint, marijuana cigarette, a grass stick, blunt.

pass that brain dart my way. you wanna roll a brain dart, or hit that 3 footer?

by backyardchaos September 15, 2009

WoW Brain

When you play World of Warcraft (or another video game) so long that your head hurts and you feel groggy.

Man I can't do my homework anymore. I shouldn't have played for 6 hours today... guessing I have a case of wow brain.

by Karab okama October 11, 2016

brain vomit

Nonsense spewed out of your brain.

The memos we had to write in our Capstone class was all brain vomit.

by TrancePanther October 8, 2014

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020