A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011
Get the ceiling phonemug. VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.
Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”
by Catch63 August 30, 2020
Get the Phone Grenademug. Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice
God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram
by Etravels June 20, 2018
Get the Phone-momug. annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
by Stouz August 30, 2018
Get the phone scammersmug. when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
by jb923 January 29, 2018
Get the ass phonemug. by Bad Username? June 7, 2022
Get the Mistah Phonemug. While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
Get the Drunk Phoningmug.