Numpad

A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...

person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...

by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023

Numpad

the small keyboard / porition used for typeing numbers.
/789-456++12300.

i`m going to use a numpad

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 4, 2023

Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

numporion

someonw who doesen't listen to instructions

You numporion! you broke the pride of the fleet!

by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023

Numpy

Delicious or scrumptious. Tasty or good. Something that looks or tastes good, delicious, or scrumptious.

I’m making something Numpy. It’s going to be Numpy.

by Anonymous Cherry January 25, 2024

Numpitybrump

The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.

Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.

Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.

by Lonthedevil February 13, 2024