the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021

Send noods Thursday

Send noods Thursday is a day when you send noods to a friend

Sam: hey, it's send noods Thursday
Alex: you're right
Sam: (sends noods)
Alex: tnx

by Gio_vederchi April 20, 2022

The Nods

"The Nods" is characterized by a person who drank heavily the night before, the person will typically wake up and they're head will move in a back and forth motion, sometimes uncontrollably. "The Nods" are usually accompanied by heavy cocaine use.

1 Cialis and 2 cups of water will usually make symptoms go away. If your Nods last more then 3 hours, Call your doctor right away.

Jeff went on a bender, now he has "The Nods".

by Heavyjuicer123 September 16, 2022

spawn nomads

the ontoppest group on TVE

I joined spawn nomads and now I have a stash full of kits!

by CopeHarderNoob December 28, 2022

Digi-nads

Abbreviation of "digital nomads"

The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents

by Digi-nad #uno January 8, 2023

“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023

The Nodsy

Narcolepsy

I’d love to go tonight but The Nodsy is making me too tired and sleepy

by ___Slang___Slinger___ March 29, 2024