Nickel creekin\'

v. the inability to do actual work because all your time is spent listening to nickel creek. time is often spent enjoying, daydreaming, singing, etc.

Man, jess and katie, after making it this far, are going to fail out of school cause they keep nickel creekin\'!

Nickel creekin\' by nickelcreeker April 26, 2005

Nickelodeon

A kids channel that was pretty good and had great cartoons like old school spongebob, my life as a teenage robot, and fairly odd parents( I grew up in the early 2000s). It started going down the drain at about 2005-2007ish when teenick(basically a bunch of overrated sitcoms with terrible actors) created iCarly. That show somehow became really popular, and to this day, nickeloden is litteraly icarly and new spongebob 24/7. Spongebob has been around for more than 10 years, so of course it has run out of ideas for good ideas for shows. So now nickelodeon isnt even worth watching, thanks to icarly.

Little girl: did u see icarly last night!? I wanna be just like her!!! I lllooooove nickelodeon!!!

Me: whatevah you say.*turns on invader zim*

Nickelodeon by rozithecoolone February 26, 2011

nickel machine 

1) another name for a vagina

I saw her nickel machine.

Schweet!

nickel machine by AnGdyDrew March 30, 2005

nickel stretch 

five year jail sentence

i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E

nickel stretch by CrunkdaFunk222 January 16, 2009

Nickelback

A prolific adjective OR noun which may be blurted while spewing profanities at a shit-bird driver. Much like the BAND, it describes either high-key 'douchers'( think leftover grunger), people who should have their license revoked, or just plain 'ol dorks.

*As guy in maroon caravan with 'Salt Life' and sexy silhouette stickers careens by at snail's pace, taking up two lanes and cheesing, while listening to Kid Rock--

"OH MY GOD, LEAVE MY SCENE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING NICKELBACK!!"

"Nice Prius, NICKELBACK!"

**Someone weaking out with a demeaning pickup line
"Try another NICKELBACK move. See how far you get."

Nickelback by Lexsauce December 24, 2016

a good Nickelback song 

Such a thing does not exist. See more under nickelback.

(a good nickelback song) x (a good nickelback song) = -1

a good Nickelback song by HailTheKingBaby2 December 6, 2012

nickelback

a group of no talent hacks from hannah alberta who formed a "band". They have no originality and have managed to turn 3-4 songs into several albums by constantly re-writing and re-packaging them. When writing their lead singer and guitarist (chad kroeger) always consults a third grade rhyming dictionary so he can finish the next line of the song, further more to say his guitar skills are rudimentary would be far too kind. hated universally by music critics and people who are not retarded the world over this knock off, mediocre, cheesy band astonishingly sustains a large fan-base. these said fans are referred to as dip-shits. dip-shits often defend shitle-back by pointing to their album sales or their fame and money almost never attempting to defend their artistic integrity, the object usually under attack.

dip-shit: you going to the nickelback concert

me: no they're fucking clown-shoes, I would rather listen to fran drescher while being raped by hitler then go to that suckfest

nickelback by nickelbacksucks April 8, 2008