nelson

A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl

probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar

person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?

person 2: Who didn't?

by Go Yankees! December 19, 2009

Nayson

-> A small dweller of Exeter, who claims to be iranian. But is by birth right, and linguistically a Bengali. Typical characteristics of Nayson, is that he will steal your land, culture and your women.

If you spot him shout Bengali, or contact immigration services.

UPDATE: It has come to our attention nayson is passing himself off as a DJ, do not listen to his bhangra music instead sign the petition to get him deported...

Immigrant Bengali Annoying} <-

"Nayson is that my passport!"

"Sorry Nayson what did you say, it sounded Bengali!"

"Damn, Bengali took my job"

"Damn, Bengali took my wife"

"Damn, Bengali took my land"

"Damn, Bengali took my culture"

by Nayson lover November 11, 2004

Jesy Nelson

A girl with a magical voice and a beautiful soul. ✨❤️✨ Deserves the whole universe ✨💫✨ Leaves a lasting impression on everyone she meets. 💞💓💞 Caring, sweet, and perfect in every way. 💖 Unforgettable little fire cracker 💥❤️💥 Her smile lights up the room and her laugh makes a dreary day bright. 💫🌟💫 You’d be lucky to meet her❣️❣️❣️❣️

Jesy Nelson is an angel who deserves all the best in the world, love her so much. 🥰❤️

by JLJP4E December 17, 2020

The Full Sex Nelson

A sexual position that is rarely used in today's society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.

It is carried out as follows:

1. While in the Sexual Intercourse position of Reverse Cowgirl

2. When the dominant member is close to orgasming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a Full Nelson wrestling hold.

3. After the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto the unconscious partner's face.

4. The dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.

-"yeah man, I was over at her place last night and I totally pulled The Full Sex Nelson!"

-"after I gave her The Full Sex Nelson, I was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!"

by Darth Livious November 8, 2010

Mrs. Nelson

Sex position inspired by wrestling terminology.
A Full Nelson is a wrestling hold that is applied from behind. The holder hooks his arms under his oponent's arms, then clasps his hands behind his opponent's neck. A Half Nelson uses only one arm. A Full Nelson is very difficult to escape from.
A Mrs. Nelson is also applied from behind. The arms are hooked between the woman's legs, then the hands are clasped together behind her back. Also very difficult to escape from.

While he had her immobilized in a Mrs. Nelson, he buried his tongue in each of her holes.

by Celestial Mechanic January 14, 2008

Nelson

Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!

by HappyHammer June 23, 2006

Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.

Old condoms

by Nelson's sexy Aunty/Uncle Cock March 22, 2004