Note to Selfish

When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE

Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!

by Akro_Nimb August 18, 2011

Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.

Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill

by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

by shadowpunk December 2, 2010

f# note

if you hear this after a g note, its already too late, nothing can save you now.

the emo's are coming.

guy 1: *presses the g on a keyboard then the f# note"
guy 2: dude, are you trying to get us killed?
guy 1: what, I just pressed 2 keys?

by reallystinky May 12, 2022

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

btw note

Btw note means a note that you should keep in mind after someone says something.

I ain't ever gonna like you. Take that as a btw note.

by nioop.101 October 23, 2019

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022