wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.
"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 05, 2006
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Super noodle

To perform "extreme" sexual intercourse with a person, who is classified as hot, similar to fuck
Guy 1: That chick is hot!
Guy 2: Ill definitely super noodle her!!
by JBShaun March 19, 2011
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ramen noodles

deliciously good, cheap, easy to make, easy to eat, easy to store, stays good for a long time. its like the food of the future. plus its fast to make. If u dont like ramen well then theres something wrong with you.
Ramen noodles.I can feed a whole bunch of people for like 50 cents.
by Joseph Roth January 03, 2007
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Wet Noodle

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.
Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.
by tim1010 April 08, 2018
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Butt noodle

"I ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a massive butt noodle. It was nice and al dente"
by Skadistic February 17, 2010
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
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