Tomato Patch

An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.
I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.
by Koban November 22, 2009
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Tomato Soup

Performing Oral sex on a female that is menstrating
I had a warm bowl of Tomato Soup from that slut next door, with some oyster crackers!
by Mike Laukaitiis May 08, 2003
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tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex
She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!
by t-dog1 October 09, 2006
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Tomato Soup

When you cum inside a girl while she's on her period.
Dude, I heard Marcos Tomato Souped this one girl.
by TheDorkling January 14, 2017
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Bob the tomato

A fictional, anthropomorphic tomato from the Christian children's cartoon "Veggie Tales"
by Tilderi April 09, 2015
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gay tomato

A sex act in which a man cut a small hole into a tomato,inserts his penis into it,then proceeds to have sexual relations with the tomato until hes finished.The man then throws the tomato back into the pantry or supermarket table for others to unknowingly ingest his sperm.
dooshbag:hey,john,you see that tomato?

john:yeah.

dooshbag:eat it

john:okay

dooshbag:haha! youre eating my sperm!thats a gay tomato!youre so gay for doing that!fag!
by frenchfriedfrenchmen February 14, 2011
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sensitive tomato

A sensitive tomato is a very sensitive, easily upset person. The sensitive tomato in the wild may turn bright red when angered and tends to overract. They overflow with the juicy seeds of pathos and regret, lapsing into sullen silence when their ridiculously extravagant plans for revenge fail completely. Shortened versions of "sensitive tomato" include sens, sensmato, and simply tomato. In honor of a famous tomato, Marty, the term tomarto is also used.
I can't believe that sensitive tomato thought the New Zealand police would come after me in America for making fun of him.

Watch what you say, this place is full of sensmatos.
by Brianaaa April 12, 2007
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