When the rich kid helps you or becomes your friend.
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025

Your e-girl can't actually suck your dick so she just gives you an orgasm by pocketing you as Mercy to climb the ranks
by E boy teehee October 10, 2025

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

The most cringe character on overwatch ever. You can watch breaking bad, help out your grandma and eat a burger while playing top 500 mercy and STILL carry. This hero is braindead and all their users are braindead too. I'm really horny for the mercy lifeguard skin though. STOP SCrEAMING IN THE MIC
Person 1: Do you play overwatch
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Whom do you main
Person 2: Mercy
Person 1: kys
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Whom do you main
Person 2: Mercy
Person 1: kys
by LucKisser341 August 5, 2023

when they or them or she or he gets boobs pushed in their face all day long and starts to like it and then kisses them
by Mywiggggaaa September 8, 2021

Mercy is an incredible dancer, she has absolutely outstanding rythm and her moves are out of this world. She is kind, smart, and beautiful. But also charming and witty, never failing to snap back when insulted.
by fynns baby mama May 13, 2022
