Future ex boyfriend

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010

Future Mrs. Adams

The beautiful mother of two and wonderful future bride to rara. Possesses a heart of gold with the sweetest smile.

Future Mrs. Adams

by Rara32 September 8, 2016

The future of kpop

A group called Tomorrow X Together(TXT) consisting of 5 talented members (Soobin, Taehyun, Yeonjun, HueningKai and Beomgyu) who came under one dream to build a better tomorrow.

TXT's discography is top-notch, their concepts are unique , they are the future of Kpop.

by Coblueffeehour May 22, 2021

future husband

justin mowery

i just my future husband (justin mowery) because hes MINE...AND NOT MALLORY'S!

by shannon kimball July 26, 2003

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009