urban ninja

Someone who practices parkour or freeruning.

Dude didja see that freakin urban ninja do a backflip offa that building!?

by m dog dd March 25, 2006

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sexual ninja

someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.

-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."

by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005

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Ninja Nig

A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.

Chris: "Do you think Wesley Snipes can ninja nig his way out of prison?"
Sean: "Shit no, nigga."

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

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Ninja-turd

A ninja-turd occurs when your feces has the rare but precise trajectory to exit your anus and travel directly into the toilet pipe so that when the defecator turns to examine his/her excrement it remains hidden as if it was never there...(like a ninja)

Defecator: Wow I just pooped, let me see what I did.
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!

by KingDestiny GS '11 April 1, 2009

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