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Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.
This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.
by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024
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NED

Non-Equity-Deal.
Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh
by roboturd August 7, 2020
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ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.
Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!
by Thibziboy January 18, 2017
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NED

It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

Ned
Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??
Ned said," Dick is good"
by NedEdd January 8, 2023
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Ned Bigby Syndrome

Ned Bigby Syndrome is a term used to describe a person who is always ready to help others navigate the trials and tribulations of life, much like the character Ned Bigby from the television show “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”.
My younger brother has been showing signs of Ned Bigby Syndrome, always ready with a creative solution for every problem we face at school.
by Bye Dign April 5, 2024
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Ned

When guys name Scott don't think Icumarvelot is a word.
He's just a Ned.
by yerzhi April 23, 2021
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