Mete

Mete is one of the most creative and talented people you will ever meet!! His mind is brilliant and his heart is warm. He is smart, kind, funny, and such a cutie. In addition, he is a great friend and is always genuine.

Mete knows sarcasm like it’s his native language and is a goofy choiky boi.

Oh you want someone to get a choiky beer and some tacos with? Call Mete!

by Memequeenyeehaw November 23, 2021

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.

Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

meteorologist

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"

by Twisther Tornadough April 26, 2007

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

Meteorain

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.

Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

meteoroid

What happens when the parking metor has been expired for a long time from you car just sitting there all day without refilling the metor. Car roids

Check out the meteoroid on that car. It is piled up with parking tickets, must have been sitting there all week.

by The Twistedest October 6, 2008