Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh

Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh

by Chris Melia December 9, 2008

mognolian

flying crackers filled rabid armbands

Morklle stank on you head mognolian munks smack your armcheese

by Gagivan November 2, 2004

monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.

Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.

by Lindan October 4, 2006

monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)

My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.

by belly bottom man April 26, 2003

monodigital salute

To extend the middle finger while keeping the other fingers and thumb retracted, communicating a common non-verbal insult.

The driver of that car cut me off and gave me the monodigital salute.

by Heptard February 9, 2008

Monoballer

A human male with the ability to fire ejaculate from one testicle per sexual climax, thereby allowing for shorter intervals between climaxes.

It's okay baby, I'm a monoballer. We can go again right now.

by JBazzz April 17, 2008

mono loco

a shot made up of rail tequila and creme de banana, as invented by the bartenders at Washington, DC's Gin & Tonic Tavern.

Mexico wins the world cup! A round of mono locos for everyone!

by professorplum January 29, 2009