Green Day Mosh Pit

Green Day Mosh Pit is used to describe something that looks funny and cool, but in reality is lame and unfun.

Guy 1: Hey dude let's go to Sharon's party
Guy 2: That's a Green Day Mosh Pit right there, her little brother is always there.

by Senor Quackers March 15, 2021

Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.

“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”

by Rollo423 October 03, 2022

Teletubby in a mosh pit

Garrett

Everything was going great at the coffee pot until Teletubby in a mosh pit showed up.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Moshe-Bit

When a group of friends gather together and suddenly feel an extreme amount of intoxication hit them. Usually happens after 5 or 6 octobongs and ends with being "REAL FUCKED UP"

I just got Moshe-Bit , im felling REAL FUCKED UP.

by LilM089 February 03, 2016

Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.

Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.

by January 26, 2022

The Moshe

The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks

"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".

by bodonky kong January 19, 2021