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muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.
by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007
mugGet the muffler monkeymug.

flak monkey

One who frags excessively with the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament
I'm a flak monkey. if you don't like it, go play the fucking Sims
by kinglife2 December 18, 2004
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Cock Monkey

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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spot monkey

A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010
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Arctic Monkeys

Arctic Monkeys are a british indie rock band. They consist of alex turner(singer ),matt helders(drummer),jamie cook(lead guitarist)nick 'o malley(bass).They have 4 albums and all the albums have gone to no 1 in the UK charts. Their latest album suck it and see beat lady gaga's album born this way and went to no 1. Suck it and see has already won the best album of the year 2011 in mojo awards and it has gotten many good reviews and is being claimed as the best album of the year 2011 My friend: Bro how awesome is suck it and see
Me: Its awesome album has great songs like the piledriver waltz, hellcat spangled shalala, love is a laserquest, reckless serenade and more
by kylesalmon October 17, 2011
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