Dash Moment

An unusual moment that usually occurs due to a lack of thinking or prior knowledge.

Person A: Why did you do that?
Person B: Sorry, it was just a Dash Moment.

by gfrl November 10, 2022

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Mellamo Moment

When you have vigorous gay sex with someone

"Yo he fucked a guy? Damn what a Mellamo Moment."

by Simon's Hot Cousin December 8, 2021

Warge Moment

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that everyone around them gets an immediate stage 10 headache and refuses to back down when proven wrong

Them: Vaccines contain microscopically transmitters that give your information to the government at all times!
Us: That's a Warge Moment, shut up.

by Viperinoz March 25, 2022

Tushita Moment

a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction of disappointment.

Did you hear about that one message that had to be edited ten times before it made sense? What a Tushita Moment.

by Asian Billy February 8, 2022

Jeffrus moment

When you get scammed irreparably and this causes you public humiliation and the world laughs at you. Named after a South Indian comedian infamous for his accent

Jeffrus:dei vaya mudittu ,naa 7k ku watch ah vangitu,2k save panitu.
Rollex employee1: sir, it's a fake.

Rollex employee2: lol,Jeffrus moment.

by Blank 003 September 9, 2021

Hababa Moment

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf

What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.

by Jandalf September 18, 2021