Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

Frýdek-Místek

Frýdek Místek Is a town on the East of the czech republic, wierd people live here (for example Jakub Ševčík with his wierd friends And his 80 y.o. mother) , there Are also 2 Lidl supermarkets which Is cool

Person 1: hey, where do you wanna go for Holidays?

Person 2: Hmm , i am thinking about Frýdek-Místek

Person 1: you mean that City where lives Jakub Ševčík with his 80 y.o. mother?

Person 2: yep , exactly there

Person 1: eww bro you Are wierd

by Satania Is kawaii March 19, 2022

Vegas Mistletoe

A used condom

Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe

by Crabeater November 20, 2022

Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)

When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.

by infinate March 14, 2010

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's

Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!

by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010