Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

The new Perfectly Done<3 of YouTube shorts.

People comment this phrase on every single video

Comments: It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Jalwaysawake January 6, 2022

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

Mistake

YOU

You're such a mistake.

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

misty

A "tough" slang meaning emotional or teared up. Commonly used by The Fonz on Happy Days

"Whoa, I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"

by Mare Garrel July 27, 2008

Misty

Beautiful girl, will make you laugh, perfect to be with, with a happy smile she will lighten up your life and make you wanna love her for the rest of your life

Misty I love you

by Golden920 October 13, 2018