MILF

Mother in law fucker. A man who fucks his wife's mom.
In drunken stupidity, Corey fucked his mother in law. He'll forever be know as a MILF.
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Damn whoever is reading this is a milf
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Mother Who I want to fuck

I woman who has kids that you want to smash and have sex and fuck with usually 30-40+ years
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible step.
You that milf do be looking good I gonna go ask if I can smash her in bed you know that sex and vag
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Bill: Hey Bob. You ready to go fishing?
Bob: I sure am. MILF!
Bill: *visible confusion*
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A person aged over 40 with a vibrant loud personality
Ghee my nana is a lovely milf
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Mum in late fortys. Something female parents use often in hashtags on Facebook posts
Good job kids! #momlife#MILF#lovemykids
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um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-
Bakugo’s mom is a milf
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