Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

Miranda

A Miranda is someone who is funny, kind, and smart. She is an excellent friend, and is someone who will always be there for you when you need her. Miranda’s are always able to laugh at themselves, and they typically are down to do anything. Sometimes a Miranda might get anxious/sad, but she is always able to rebound and remember the happy things in life. She is competitive, stylish, quirky, and basically a pull-god (even though she might not know it) If you ever meet a Miranda, know you are in for a ride :)

Guy 1: “Bro look it’s Miranda!”
Guy 2: “She’s in my History class. Dude she is super smart and rlly stylish. Tbh tho, she’s completely out of our league.”

by Willow_trees June 8, 2019

Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

Mirandha

She’s a bitch on the outside, a cutie on the inside. Likes to have control over everything and everyone. You’d think she has no soul because getting affection out of her is a hard task, but if she loves you you’ll know. Mirandha is an artist and an intelectual. She thinks lowly of herself but deep down she knows her worth. If Mirandha loves you romantically you’re the luckiest person alive. Usually has gay tendencies. She has too many dreams, and daydreams quite often. She’s definitely a keeper.

-Mirandha’s a bitch
-Nah, that’s just her first layer

by Idekwid September 29, 2019

Miranda

Miranda is the neighbourhoods drugdealer. Togheter with her sexy boyfriend, they go on daily walks to deliver out all their orders. Sometimes miranda Even takes some of her plants herself and goes crazy on Social media. Shes Always down for a talk about god over a cup of holy water. Loves to praise her god and comunicate with Jesus!

Omg miranda do you have any more greens.
Ofc i do swany ill be right there.

by Bungalow234 February 4, 2022

miranda

a skank that thinks she is tough but when she isnt by her boyfriend she acts chill. she has greasy red hair. noone likes her except a chink and a pig. dont be friends with a whore like this one. prep when her boyfriend isnt around. and skater and punk when he is. two faced much?

oh that miranda is discusting.

by gooooooodlover June 22, 2009

Miranda

You will never want to be her friend. She is worse than your worse sibling and will try to lull you in your sleep. Many people think she is a butthole and is always trying not to die

Miranda you’re so gay

by SmartyPantsWithAnts February 9, 2019