Ping meal

A meal cooked in a microwave oven.

Derived from the sound of a microwave oven.

"I was so tired after work that I just had a ping meal and went straight to bed"

by Couch_Potato112 January 15, 2009

Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

ghetto meal

1.Bought from the local 7-11 or corner store a samll bag of chips that has chillie and cheese that is used for hot dogs poured over it.

man im hungry lets go get a ghetto meal

by MRS.WHOP July 31, 2007

2 Cigarette Meal

"A 2 Cigarette Meal" is a meal that is so good, or so large, that it is imidiately followed bu the smoking of 2 cigarettes as opposed to the standard single cigarette. Usualy it is a meal that is either very spicy like mexican or asian cuisine. A Thanksgiving feast usually falls into this category too as most ppl over eat and must chainsmoke 2 or more cigarettes afterwards to speed up the digestion process.

{2 ppl sittin at On The Border after a huge meal.}

Person 1: "Wow! That was a feast man."

Person 2: "Ya, my mouth is on fire from that hot sauce. Im stuffed."

Person 1: "Ya, that was definately a 2 cigarette meal"

Person 2" "Well light it up then."

by Russ Bus February 21, 2008

meal ticket

food stamps, or money used to buy strictly food.

Whenever a rapper mentions a meal ticket, he is referring to getting money to afford to eat, or more directly, food stamps before there was EBT.

by pcshRealDeal October 8, 2012

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005