When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

Bunch of hot babes that live in the sea and are actually lesbians. In their free time they like to lure men to death.
by Moonlight mermaid May 4, 2018

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
