Maticulate

When your high and dont want to spell out meticulate.

The maticulate monkey is very maticulate

by NInjaQuarrior May 11, 2020

Bungholious Maximus

Bungholious Maximus; See: asshole.

You are a Bungholious Maximus.
The Bungholious Maximus technique is often used by Sir Were.

by Crazed Ewok April 19, 2007

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005

Maximum Pussy Capacity

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011

Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.

Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"

by swimmer14 July 15, 2009

chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!

by thechodemaster January 8, 2009