This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.
Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
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Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!
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Get the A Mariah mug.When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
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