match you

when you buy the weed and bring it to a party and someone mathes you with weed when your there ;) almost like money ill math your money!

"Yeah do it, and come over and blaze
my best friend will match you"

by A_yooooo* October 31, 2007

mascha

To speak in a fashion that is short and sarcastic, sometimes in German.

"Don't you mascha me!"

Mascha examples:

"Yea sure"
"Super"
"egal"
"Na und"

by JimmyAthensGA May 15, 2006

Brad Marchand

A rat that can’t even touch the puck on a hockey shoot out. No one like him and 2020 is Nacho year.

Brad Marchand is ass at hockey

by anonymous September 15, 2020

machamp

The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".

Matt: You know how I know your gay?
Tyler: How?
Matt: Machamp is your favorite pokemon!

by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009

mix-match

a pair of something that are totally different but you pick them because you can't find the pair

"Dang, I cant find a pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-match pair.

by hi_hello May 17, 2009

Match Mardness

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Clan Match

When nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. Those in Clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a Clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). Clan Matches may last as long as 200 years.

Guy: Brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.

Beard Guy: He will need to refuel and get more mountain Dew at some point.

by Lives with Clan member February 27, 2011