Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018
Get the Masturbationmug. Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
by J Boy August 24, 2009
Get the masturbationmug. by Kia kurtz June 17, 2018
Get the Masturbatemug. "my balls hurt from too much Masturbation
by poochoonut March 12, 2023
Get the Masturbationmug. 1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."
2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...
2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...
by MrSecret September 17, 2010
Get the masturbeermug. Tune the skin flute.
by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006
Get the masturbatemug. by Yank me January 3, 2007
Get the Masturbatemug.