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masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.
"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"
by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016
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masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs
I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me
by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016
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masterbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 26, 2003
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Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.
John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.
by DaPro May 30, 2010
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Masdebate

Verb: 1. for a group of people, usually in an internets forum, to argue on the same side of a subject. The purpose being to purport more knowledge on the subject than the other people.
2. To be a bigger know-it-all than the other guy.
anonymous 1: ther's no medical fact that marijuana is dangerous for your health
anonymous 2: alcohol is like 10x more addicitve than pot, but it's legal... why????
anonymous 1: There's absolutely no reason, at all, that weed should be illegal. It's a thousand times less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, yet those two are available at the store.
anonymous 3: wine is actually beneficial, but alachol abuse kills more people than marijuana ever has.
anonymous 2: Yes, crime is bad and does kill, but I don't directly blame that on Marijuana. Criminals are always going to find cheap, dangerous ways to make money. If pot were was gone, they'd find something else. There are plenty who either grow for themselves, or don't feel the need to play cowboy with the cops and gangs.
anonymous 4: enough masdebate! MOAR RACCOON PORN!
by SMcG December 22, 2008
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Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
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masturbate

A form of sexual pleasure that people perform when they can't get enough sex. Some people do it several times a day. Others do it weekly or maybe even monthly.
Man, I can't get enough sex, I think I'll go masturbate.
Dude, I'm bored, I'm gonna go masturbate.
by J_man May 20, 2008
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