Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.
I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016
One of the worst places to work as a teenager. Located in New England, employees deal with customers who order $500 worth of food, greedy old people, and screaming babies. You can't have piercings or dye your hair while working there too, and you wear the most ugly uniform known to man.
by short ass mf August 26, 2022
by dadadadadadaddadaadadaddadada March 09, 2017
Have you been to Hiller's Market?
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.
by Mike423 October 06, 2010
The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
by The Boston Marketer March 23, 2015
A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! February 24, 2007