Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandem

It is a British slang for a group or gang of boys especially a big or shady looking group.

Yo look at that massive mandem

by Miz-San October 8, 2018

mandem sugar

best friends.
Buddies.
Chums.

"They are my mandem sugars!"

"How's it going my mandem sugar?"

by JameSLICE March 24, 2008

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018

mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

by Beth October 5, 2004

mander

one who gives the worst blowjobs ever. Much like a meatgrinder.

man ashley is such a mander my dick felt like ground beef.

by commandoc March 4, 2009

Mandeep Sandhu

A man wit 1 purpose...fuck those titiez

"dude..im mackin it like a mandeep would"

by Paul B. April 2, 2005