Wooden Maiden

Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.

"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"

by the_sheeve_master March 10, 2014

Dirty maile

Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men

Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out

by Lexone June 4, 2020

Typical Mailers

A term used to describe people who conform to the usual or expected standards and patterns of behavior, often seen as lacking creativity or originality. It's often used in a negative or dismissive way.

1. "I'm tired of hanging out with these typical mailers, I need some new friends who think outside the box"

2. "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas."

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

Malenie

Typically a very popular cute, quirky girl. She’s literally everybody’s friend. Fun to be around and very smart, but kind of an airhead.

Yo, did you already confess to Malenie?
No, man I think she sees me as just a friend.

by Sinister baby February 28, 2020

fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007

mailing

The definition of mailing is to message/ text a girl on Facebook/instagram etc.

The main purpose and meaning is to Flirt with a girl or Go out with her. upa divis

You'd send a text "what's happening x"
And then from then on out buck er. Mailing

by I'll mail ur bird February 9, 2017