Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Chuck Fuck Marry

Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!

by thatguy248 December 10, 2011

Married POG

When you get a high ship with somebody and the discord sever spams married POG

Yoooo a 97 percent ship “Married POG”

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

Ex-Married

Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General

You Are Officially Ex-Married.

by Ioannis_the_word_maker October 8, 2022

Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024