Muppetastrophe

A disaster or catastrophe caused by a muppet

Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe

by Jamie Poulton January 25, 2009

MUPPY

A small but big, yittle but small tiny muppy named dre. BUT also big too sometimes.

Oh hey! Have you seen my muppy? OH look at da muppy she is so small to meeeeeeeeee.

by DA MUPPY MAN HEHE November 2, 2018

muppet

Those named Junior have always been known to be muppets

"Did you hear about Junior?"

"That muppet? What's he done this time.."

by nothintofwi October 9, 2019

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

muppetism

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

muppy

Half man, half puppy. An unusual crossbreed. Can usually be observed in its' natural habitat.

Look at that muppy go!

by Lauw Lauw April 16, 2014

northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004