Ass Munch

1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.

1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"

by Top Dog Ryan September 28, 2005

munch and punch

When you perform oral sex on a girl with the hope of getting her so turned on she won't be able to resist when you come up and penetrate her. Usually done is a quick manner so as to avoid any hesitation on her part.

I was hooking up with this girl last night who was so hot, I desperately wanted to be inside her. She told me early on she would not sleep with me so I had to pull out the patented munch and punch, worked like a charm.

by StanleySteemer October 27, 2010

wise munch

a lady whos very cool

whoa stacie you total wise munch!

by kitten March 18, 2005

Monster Munch

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved

"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe

by Big Bad Billy February 4, 2007

Butt Munch

Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight.

Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.

"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"

by lolbeans May 17, 2008

Gorilla Munch

A highly infectious STD, commonly found in celiacs. One of the first stages in the celiac disease, leading to more serious stages such as Krispy Koala, or even Leapin' Lemurs. Originally derived from a supposed sexual encounter with a gorilla, the spread of this disease must be stopped at all costs.

Check out Lauren, I heard she's got Gorilla Munch.

Oh man, Grant has definitely got the munch.

by MyPancreasIsAFilthyMutineer November 29, 2009