Hot Mess

A person (usually female) that is in an untidy or in a messy state. Either emotionally or visually, but maintains an attractive look about her (or him?).

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, woke up with my girl last night, she was a sexy as Hot Mess!

Dude 2: Hot...

by Annnonymoussss December 2, 2010

Hot Mess

a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair.

"catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."

by khwot December 15, 2011

Hot mess

A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.

She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.

by hayles_89 February 26, 2009

wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

asshole mess

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008

shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.

Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!

by gordoncharly August 11, 2006

Sorry about the mess

A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.

Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.

by Yingerman August 7, 2015