Merle

An older middle-aged woman who works at Target and has a shirt that's obviously too small for her because the split on the side of her work shirt exposes her belly. She is often seen with glasses and yelling at her fellow employees.

Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.

Person 1: "Look at that woman yelling at all the employees! The one with the glasses!"
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."

by Bolladonk-adonk November 29, 2009

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010

merked

Drunk, Crunk, Lean, anything which is not sober.
Loose to pro evo by 3 goals or more.
hurt someone,

I was merked last nite blud, that zoot merked me up,
u got merked 5-0
i merked that bre up last nite

by Dharmin March 5, 2007

Markle

Markel

Markel (Verb)
To taunt or abuse verbally
Named after (Angela Markle)

The woman was markeled by her mother in law.

You got yo ass markeled.

The boy received quite the markeling from the schoolyard thugs.

by WortSmyth March 7, 2019

markleeville

Is the most hoopty town in all of california

Amazing people live in Markleeville they are all my heros

by leah June 20, 2004

Mergledesh

A state of exasperation or frustration. See a lesser form mergle

Catie: "I love watching paint peel off the wall"

Dave: "Mergledesh"

by Dagwag77 October 17, 2008

Merle Evans

Merle Evans was the band leader for Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus for almost 60 years.
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..

Merle Evans stud sexy musical intelligent witty honorable chivalrous sensual

by A wife. February 7, 2010