Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.

Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.

by FabulousMonkey May 18, 2015

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

smelly lump nuggets

Nice turds coming out of horse holes

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!

by McDerpz March 07, 2017

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 19, 2017

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy November 22, 2015

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 08, 2021