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Andrew Phillip Lopez 

-Hero
-Inspiration
-Amazing
-Hardcore
-Sensitive
Andrew is a beautiful person inside and out, he may have a rough time through life and be a little tough around the edges but hes is one amazing guy, you know those kinds of guys, that you have to break walls down and dig holes in the ground for, he's one of those guys, and I'd give anything to hang out with him. He's musical, and talented in many different ways. Makes the sunshine in the darkest times, and goes through things just as everyone else does, but he pulls through and gets right back up, not staying down.
Andrew Phillip Lopez is one cool guy.
Andrew Phillip Lopez by Smilessssss November 26, 2010
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Andrew Phillip Lopez 

-Hero
-Inspiration
-Amazing
-Hardcore
-Sensitive
Andrew is a beautiful person inside and out, he may have a rough time through life and be a little tough around the edges but hes is one amazing guy, you know those kinds of guys, that you have to break walls down and dig holes in the ground for, he's one of those guys, and I'd give anything to hang out with him. He's musical, and talented in many different ways. Makes the sunshine in the darkest times, and goes through things just as everyone else does, but he pulls through and gets right back up, not staying down.
Andrew Phillip Lopez is one cool guy.
Andrew Phillip Lopez by Smilessssss November 26, 2010

Jennifer Lopez 

The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO
Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.
Jennifer Lopez by GOODGUYAIDAN March 5, 2020

jennifer lopez 

shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.
im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.

Steven Lopez 

a guy with NO PENIS.
A closet-ed gay
secretly sucks Zach steens penis in the lockerroom
Also has a secret crush on Liam Shaw, and Josh Keener.
Loves Josh's twelve inch dick (Steven told me) in he super tight(told me again) asshole.
it may be tight at first but after a few minutes he can take a horse like mister hands
Can use double fist in is ass, four if hes with friends.
can fit a fist in his pee hole and cross dresses but when he gets a boner he covers it with his handy dandy binder
steven lopez is known for his boners
Steven Lopez by joe vega October 15, 2011

jennifer lopez 

A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.


She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
jennifer lopez by ur5minsisup July 15, 2008

George Lopez 

A Mexican-American comedian who was funny when he had a self-titled TV show. After the show's cancellation, he got a talk show on TBS and is now not only unfunny, but his voice is now all croaky and his hair got a little lame.

Popular for his phrase "I GOT THIS!"
I am George Lopez and I need some water, I destroyed my voice.
George Lopez by MtnDew23 January 13, 2011