Lindsay is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, she is the most sweetest most kindest girl you will ever meet. She has got the prettiest brown eyes you'll ever see and she will take care of you and love you until the end of the world. She is the girl you want to keep for the rest of your life, she is the one that is the best friend you have ever had and the one that countlessly makes you cry laughing.
by TheLoganHall November 21, 2022

by Jlow1996 November 23, 2021

After spending too much time with that one friend and so the next day your just “irritable and tired”
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after she wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night
by Betchdontkillmyvibe February 4, 2022

Litterally the most shithole of a place to live in Ontario. with drugs and murderers on every street.
person 1 "hey so where do you go to school?"
person 2 "Omeemee i know lucky me right (fuck i hate my life)"
person 1 "oof im worse of i go to school in Lindsay"
person 2 "aw fuck dude that sucks balls"
person 2 "Omeemee i know lucky me right (fuck i hate my life)"
person 1 "oof im worse of i go to school in Lindsay"
person 2 "aw fuck dude that sucks balls"
by Big-Oof-3946 January 2, 2019

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.
by mickolotopus August 22, 2023

by bambino420 July 29, 2022

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am
by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017
