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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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Legion

A vast amount, a huge quantity or an almost insurmountable task
my email inbox is legion, I'll never get through it
by utunga December 18, 2010
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Legion of Boom

A nickname for the gigantic secondary of the Seattle Seahawks, featuring Brandon Browner, Richard Sherman, Kam "Bam Bam" Chancellor, and Earl Thomas
Holy crap, we're playing the seattle seahawks and their legion of boom. We won't throw for any yards
by velocibear October 11, 2012
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Legion

A bunch of ex-marines who have no lives, spending all day and night playing the facebook game "Battle Pirates".

These keyboard warriors joined a 'free' game and pay thousands of dollars each month to have an advantage over the people who join to have fun.

They suck the life-force out of decent players and make the game un-enjoyable with their stupid catchphrases "I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN", "DUMB FEK" and "I AM MILITARY"

They are an abomination on the human society with many members choosing to play online games for 20hrs at time rather than spend any real time with their wives and/or children.

Note: Not all members are this socially retarded but due to association-by-proxy, these few (1 or 2) have become disliked by many also.
Player 1 - Fcuking Legion hit my base again. Took all my res too.

Legion Player - I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Legion Player - YOUR BASE WAS EASER TO FCUK THEN MY TROLL WIFE

Player 1 - I had sent2's and all.

Legion Player - FEKING PUSSY I OWN YOU ALL

*Please note: certain members are either unaware of how to spell simple words or they are so full of angst that someone has spoken against them that they can not type.
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Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.
So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.
by anthesiac October 28, 2008
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Legion Bavarian

An empire built by InvisusVeles, grew steadily and reached top #10 until they were ass fucked by Royal Blood and were banned from AD.
by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018
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levion

Great hairstyle have a lot of friends good for you
Yo! Levion come help me decide which cake to buy!
by Ayo1234 February 20, 2021
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