Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

lesberschnitzel

Lesbians are legally required to refer to themselves as a “lesberschnitzel” in Germany.

She forgot to call herself a lesberschnitzel so she had to pay a €500 fine.

by pluey200 June 25, 2022

Lumberjack

Wanking in the trees

"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister March 24, 2009

nabrasken lumberjack

When a female uses a tree limb as a dildo

Jordyn is such a nabrasken lumberjack!

by heycrippy34 March 18, 2014

Stan lambert

A selfish doctor who is addicted to porn and has no friends

Why are you always watching porn and doing nothing else you are such a stan lambert

by Zephyjd June 22, 2017

iceland lumberjack

When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood

“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”

by Widdokiddo October 12, 2018