Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019
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Party Leech

A person who chooses to go to parties for their own personal benefits, despite people knowing about their antics and not inviting them.
Wow Jenna is such a party Leech.

Damn Jack stop being a party Leech.
by Jewel104 February 18, 2018
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Ronan Leech

Druggy,has bad trips on wiz,besties with tommy stewart, thinks he owns westoughton
by JEMMAXOXN January 09, 2020
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Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017
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Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.
Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.
by Therealdingleberryjerry May 10, 2018
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Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019
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Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
by bespectacled May 06, 2022
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