Skip to main content

Laing Middle School

Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.

"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
Laing Middle School-legendary.
by FMdog10 March 27, 2011
mugGet the Laing Middle School mug.

Dirty Lainey

A girl with a fat ass who loves BBC. She’s a stoner with a funny personality. Break her heart and she’ll break your cock.
“Omg I can’t believe you fucked a dirty Lainey!”
by Cool girl 10101 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Lainey mug.

lamina

Def: Animal backwards

Its from a old Muppet Babies cartoon where Animal the muppet is called The Great Lamina. It tends to transaltes to people usually a specific person who is an unorthadox maniac especially in sports. Like really short people in basket ball who ram the tall people in the balls with their heads on a lay-up to prevent getting rejected.
Oh crap darnell is covering the hoop! Its ok, just give it to the great lamina and he will just peck him in the balls with his head.
by Zerohour January 2, 2005
mugGet the lamina mug.

LAMINA

i feel like a LAMINA today
by jaroskowich October 17, 2008
mugGet the LAMINA mug.

laminity

1. the level to which something is lame
2. lameness
The laminity of the circus acts were apparent especially when the acrobats continued to fall off of the trapeze.
by Margaret Dischler March 6, 2007
mugGet the laminity mug.

laying an egg

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.
by Solid Steak April 17, 2007
mugGet the laying an egg mug.

laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."
by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005
mugGet the laying a Mongo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email