Watch Later Playlist

The playlist on your youtube homepage that keeps getting longer and longer each day.

I have more than 3000 unwatched videos on my youtube Watch Later Playlist. Most of them are properly demonetized now.

by it cant be December 2, 2020

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 13, 2011

check you later

A casual means of saying goodbye.

"I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl, check you later."

by hklr May 10, 2016

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

by HjelmFrilla August 18, 2020

maybe later

Maybe <i> never. </i>

Often used by females to kindly reject someone.

Do you want to come over?
Maybe later. (no)

by rdhthuer June 18, 2006