landon and katie

the cutest couple around! they were friends at first and had some trouble finding eachother but now that there together nothing will tear them apart. they’re both attractive and funny. they often gaze at eachother in class and landon will try to impress katie. nobody can make them break up and they would never do anything to hurt eachother.

girl a:is that landon and katie?
girl b:yeah i think
girl a:aw there so cute!

by urbandictionaryperson123 April 13, 2018

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

Landon

Someone who keeps putting there shirts on backwards by accident

Haha dude you totally just pulled a Landon

by Rack the Jipper November 10, 2019

Landover Baptist

Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."

Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.

by C-can February 9, 2004

$150 landmine

They are Shoes. Mainly Jordans, Nike and Timberland --Shoes that Niggas get--

damn yo. i got me some 150 jordans...for no damn reason. yeah yeah i know my kids aint ganna be eatin for the next 2 weeks but fuck em, nigga i had to get them jordans. now i'm finna go to the club tonight and I-WISH-A-NIGGA-WOULD step on my jordans($150 landmine) its ganna be on in this motha fucka

by Feel J Akir July 1, 2006

Landmine

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

by kelly888 September 25, 2012

lando griffin

One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"

Cory looks like Lando Griffin

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005