kid lag 

similar to jet lag. Being exhausted because of kids that do not sleep though the night yet.

Jacob still wakes up every 3 hours. I suffer from serious kid lag.

kid lag by Bierbelly November 6, 2007

shag lag 

The effects are similar to jet lag, but on this occasion the overwhelming tiredness is owing to a night full of bollock-draining sex. the following day they can't function properly in every sense of the word.

-Fancy coming with us for a kick about this morning?
-Fraid I can't, mate. I just don't have the energy.
-Suffering from Shag lag, eh?... Lucky bugger.

shag lag by Bottom Face April 3, 2011

shit lag 

When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.

Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.

shit lag by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013

jet lag 

The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.

jet lag by Bookish13 July 2, 2009

nigger lag 

To have an internet connection as shitty as a only a nigger would have.

Dude fix your nigger lag, its making this game impossible to play.

nigger lag by Drail1169 April 5, 2008

J-lag 

Anybody who is straight up tripping on the household product Robitussin.

Wow, look at that J-lag over there near the empty Robitussin box.

J-lag by JigglyjellyrollsBarret October 10, 2011

Bitch Lag 

Occurs when you first see a girl and she is not attractive, however as time passes she starts getting more and more attractive, may take hours or months

Yo that girl bitch lagged me so hard.

Bitch Lag by X-23S March 29, 2010