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Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
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Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “EggmanRobotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023
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Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.
Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”
by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024
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Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy
That guy just got lasered by that minigun!
by Harked April 3, 2023
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Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.
Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌
by Devil Dude November 21, 2018
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laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.
Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!
by Gervy February 25, 2019
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Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog
Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest
by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018
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