Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Laser Yag

O laser yag ou laser nd:yag é um tipo de laser muito utilizado em diversas áreas como na medicina, estética e industria.
O laser yag emite um feixe luz de 1064nm.

Na estética o laser yag é eficaz na remoção de tatuagens

by anonymous September 25, 2023

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

Laser

The ACR from MW2

Dude this ACR is a laser.

by Bork Bork Nom Nom June 3, 2019