kangawalafox

Mysterious,tree-dwelling marsupial that is a distant relative to the drop bear,yet much more agro(sexually). Once roamed the whole continent, but as like the Tasmanian tiger it has been hunted for its pelt and is now only found on Whitsunday Island Queensland Australia. Hates sand and is only found in the bush walk between Tounge bay,the Hill inlet lookout and Whitehaven beach. vegemite and sand will prevent internal damage as it is built like a donkey,constantly in breeding season has poor eye site and is known to confuse a backpacker for its true love, to which many fall victim to this creature each year.

Only known deterrents are while amongst the sticks a circle of sand around person will keep the kangawalafox a safe distance, or like the drop bear, a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears will cause the beast to detach its long claws from your shoulders.
I've never seen one.....but i've seen what they have done to people, its bloody inhumane!!

by keza December 24, 2008

Kangaroo Tit

A very large woman's (280+) breast that is long and saggy that gets stuck in her gut. Her gut is like a kangaroo pouch holding a baby joey.

Oh my god, there is a baby kangaroo in my pocket. Nope I just have Kangaroo Tit

by peekage September 2, 2009

kangaroo balling

variation of wallaby balling, the homosexual version

Ben Wilson and Francais Comaux both enjoy the painful pleasure of wallaby balling.

by kyle the pimp February 23, 2004

Kangana

The hottest bitch on this fucking planet.
She is sweet and loyal and will never leave you unless you break her trust.
She can be bitchy and psychotic but thats just because she dont be taking shit from anybody.
She will fight for the smallest of things because she is soft-hearted and cares alot.
She is observant and pays attention to the little details.

Never mess with a Kangana.

by suigabfjkba November 23, 2021

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

kangafile

a kangaroo (australian male) that fucks children.

Elvi is a kangafile.

by Goat Keeper June 24, 2008

Kangaroast

1. A food made from the meat of a kangaroo, generally roasted.
2. A sexual position that includes one of the partners lying on the ground lifting their feet above their head.

1. Mmm, man, your mom makes some good kangaroast.
2. Mmm, man, your mom makes some good kangaroast.

by KangaroastTJ April 25, 2010