Kelli stavast

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

kellie

This person is the living form of a dictionary. They can spell any and every word correct.

you- "how do you spell onomatopeaia?
kellie- O N O M A T O P E A I A

by vajniuvleg February 23, 2023

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012

Kiley Kellerman

Annoyinng

Oh that girl? She’s such a Kiley Kellerman

by Shgdjdididhnxnx January 30, 2018

Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.

That Jake Keller is sooooo default.

by HarryBaller November 27, 2018

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Helen Keller'ed

When the sex is so good, they're left incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, see, or even think clearly, at least temporarily. To be Hellen Keller'ed is to be in a state of euphoria.

M: OMG, J totally Helen Keller'ed me this morning! It took an additional two hours to get out of bed this morning, had to watch a movie to recover before brekky!

by GrkGdss June 4, 2023